singing morphine alarms out of tune

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“I said I’ve gone to therapy. I went to therapy. I said ‘Fine...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:33:23 +0100

“I said I’ve gone to therapy. I went to therapy. I said ‘Fine I’ll talk to a therapist and see what they have to say’. Because I do struggle with - I get anxiety about certain things. Press and things like that. And all of those things were tied into Marvel responsibilities.”

- Chris Evans on why he almost didn’t do Captain America (x)

benaddictwholocked: benedict—cumberbatch: I imagine Martin...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:30:03 +0100

benaddictwholocked:

benedict—cumberbatch:

I imagine Martin being one of those old men who will yell “Get off my fucking lawn, you kids!” out the window, but be real sweet and super adorable with his grandchildren.

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aplacecalledorange: toxicvisage: zeurel: cailencrow: cory...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:43:00 +0100

aplacecalledorange:

toxicvisage:

zeurel:

cailencrow:

coryruinseverything:

juicyjacqulyn:

phaniels:

lecatboner:

assstiel:

kaylaxkins:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change.

its a fucking strawberry

No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.

no it says lettuce

no it says never give up

OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY

CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE

SHIET

Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation

It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

My Favorite Movies (in no particular order) - Monty Python and...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:38:10 +0100

My Favorite Movies (in no particular order) - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”

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“My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:29:40 +0100

“My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.”

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manicpixiedeathbitch: Me: What’s a woman’s name beginning with W?Laila: …Wistletoe?Me:

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:24:14 +0100

manicpixiedeathbitch:

Me: What’s a woman’s name beginning with W?
Laila: …Wistletoe?
Me:

starsandpolkadots: brain-food: Confessions of a Designer -...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:24:03 +0100

starsandpolkadots:

brain-food:

Confessions of a Designer - Quotes from the world of design (by Anneke Short )

All of these.

Might I add two of my personal faves?

“What. Pay you for a simple illustration? Can’t you do that, like, in between your other drawings?”

- Fuck you?

“I have a friend who has a friend who knows someone who would do this for free, you know?”

- Then let that person do it for you because I definitely won’t.

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What happens when you give 4chan images of the Boston Marathon?

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:34:05 +0100

basedheisenberg:

They might actually find the guys responsible.

Post Bombing:

Pictures dug up from the same spot as the blast:

Posted on Al jazeera:

Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:20:56 +0100

Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.

How Animals Eat Their Food

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:49:45 +0100

How Animals Eat Their Food